Modern Family

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Alex: Sex is confusing for young people and she doesn't need to learn about it from two fuzz staches who barely know anything themselves!
Luke: Excuse me, you might want to check my browser history. I've done some research.

Luke [to Lily]: Okay a boy and a girl meet a frat party and they both think each other is totally hot. So they pound their beers and head upstairs-
Manny: Luke! Stop. She's not hearing this from you.

It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.

Claire: This cold stops with me. Why do you think I swapped beds with Luke last night?
Phil: You did?
Luke: Appreciated the back rub. Not sure I loved being called Miss Thang.
Phil: Nooooo!

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Luke: Move!
Haley: You have plenty of room!
Luke: No, move out. You're 40!

Luke: What's Zima?
Phil: Just a party in a bottle. Man that reminds me of some wild times.

Calm down, you're gonna spook the boob.

Manny: Bondi Beach is topless.
Luke: Thank you Trip Advisor.

C'mon we gotta go! That party's full of sophomores. Those women have lived.

He says the only tool you need is a sense of humor.

Luke: It's called growing up and having your own interests. Like the minister's daughter in your precious Footloose.
Phil: Wow, using my own movie against me. Let's hear it for the boy.

Phil: Remember the great Kevin Bacon on footloose?
Luke: More like Foot-loser.

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