Luke Dunphy Quotes
Season 3, Episode 24: "Baby on Board"
Luke: Are you doing sex?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 22: "Disneyland"
Luke: Dad we can always find cool stuff to do. Even if you're old in a wheelchair, I'll take you to the mall and push you as fast as you wanna go.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 20: "The Last Walt"
Luke [to Claire]: You are so mean. When he used to look through those binoculars and say your dad is one lucky man, he was wrong!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 19: "Election Day"
Luke: What? Like she'll be the first politician to make a promise she can't keep?!?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 18: "Send Out the Clowns"
Luke: Social networking or social not-working?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 17: "Leap Day"
Gloria [punches guy]: Nobody calls him grandpa!
Luke: I do.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Luke: It smells like puke married poop and they had the ceremony in my nose.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 16: "Virgin Territory"
Luke: My mom hates messes.
Manny: I'm familiar with Claire.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 13: "Little Bo Bleep"
Luke: You yelled at my teacher for calling me special.
Claire: Hunnie that wasn't a compliment.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 10: "Express Christmas"
Gloria: Luke!
Luke: At what?
Gloria: What do you mean at what? I said Luke.
Luke: I am looking!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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