Luke Dunphy Quotes
Lesson learned- when pressure builds to dangerous levels, it must be released.
Alex: Sex is confusing for young people and she doesn't need to learn about it from two fuzz staches who barely know anything themselves!
Luke: Excuse me, you might want to check my browser history. I've done some research.
Luke [to Lily]: Okay a boy and a girl meet a frat party and they both think each other is totally hot. So they pound their beers and head upstairs-
Manny: Luke! Stop. She's not hearing this from you.
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It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.
Claire: This cold stops with me. Why do you think I swapped beds with Luke last night?
Phil: You did?
Luke: Appreciated the back rub. Not sure I loved being called Miss Thang.
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Haley: You have plenty of room!
Luke: No, move out. You're 40!
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Luke: What's Zima?
Phil: Just a party in a bottle. Man that reminds me of some wild times.
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Calm down, you're gonna spook the boob.
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Manny: Bondi Beach is topless.
Luke: Thank you Trip Advisor.
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C'mon we gotta go! That party's full of sophomores. Those women have lived.
He says the only tool you need is a sense of humor.
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Luke: It's called growing up and having your own interests. Like the minister's daughter in your precious Footloose.
Phil: Wow, using my own movie against me. Let's hear it for the boy.
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By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.Jay
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Claire: My mom started drinking these cocktails called "horny Colombians" with some of Gloria's uncles, whom apparently the drink was named after
Phil: Oh come, they were funny
Claire: They kept grabbing my butt
Phil: Somebody is full of herself. It's a Colombian wedding tradition.. they said
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