Modern Family

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Modern family

It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.

Claire: This cold stops with me. Why do you think I swapped beds with Luke last night?
Phil: You did?
Luke: Appreciated the back rub. Not sure I loved being called Miss Thang.
Phil: Nooooo!

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Luke: Move!
Haley: You have plenty of room!
Luke: No, move out. You're 40!

Luke: What's Zima?
Phil: Just a party in a bottle. Man that reminds me of some wild times.

Calm down, you're gonna spook the boob.

Manny: Bondi Beach is topless.
Luke: Thank you Trip Advisor.

C'mon we gotta go! That party's full of sophomores. Those women have lived.

He says the only tool you need is a sense of humor.

Luke: It's called growing up and having your own interests. Like the minister's daughter in your precious Footloose.
Phil: Wow, using my own movie against me. Let's hear it for the boy.

Phil: Remember the great Kevin Bacon on footloose?
Luke: More like Foot-loser.

Dad I was with you on the tight rope, I was your wingman at the wing eating competition, but I’m not feeling this one. You’re missing Christmas Eve.

Manny: You know what’s super helpful? When the guy in line behind you calls you Mount Sweatmore.
Luke: I was trying to relax you.

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