Luke Dunphy Quotes
Season 4, Episode 22: "My Hero"
Luke: You know, I've got problems of my own. I can't always be the lovable sidekick on the manny show. Did you even notice I'm binge eating?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 21: "Career Day"
Luke: For the record, I do all my own wiping.
• Rating: Unrated
Alex: He keeps asking me to hand him all of the instruments, he wants me to act like a nurse.
Luke: Now it sounds like a date in Haley's life.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 20: "Flip Flop"
Haley: Okay so after a quick scan of his facebook, twitter, tumblr, pinterest and instagram, this is what I know.
Luke: Privacy is dead?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Luke: I'm not adorable, I'm getting a mustache.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 19: "The Future Dunphys"
Luke: Wouldn't you rather have toast that's already buttered?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 18: "The Wow Factor"
Phil: What did I say about eating things for money?
Luke: Charge the most and people will think you're worth it.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Luke: You're never off the court!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 14: "A Slight at the Opera"
Classmate: Why is it taking you so long? How hard is it for you to paint a wall?
Luke: A lot harder than your so-called singing. At least this is supposed to be flat.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 12: "Party Crasher"
Luke: And the birthday video becomes a nature film.
• Rating: Unrated
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