Luke Dunphy Quotes (Page 3)
Season 3, Episode 17: "Leap Day"
Luke: It smells like puke married poop and they had the ceremony in my nose.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 16: "Virgin Territory"
Luke: My mom hates messes.
Manny: I'm familiar with Claire.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 13: "Little Bo Bleep"
Luke: You yelled at my teacher for calling me special.
Claire: Hunnie that wasn't a compliment.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 10: "Express Christmas"
Gloria: Luke!
Luke: At what?
Gloria: What do you mean at what? I said Luke.
Luke: I am looking!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "After the Fire"
Luke: You gotta grab what you can, when you can.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "Treehouse"
Phil: You know who can't climb trees?
Luke: Raccoons?
Phil: Worries. Raccoons can and will so don't leave food up here.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "Hit and Run"
Luke [about his money]: It's in a block of ice. I got the idea when I heard a bunch of rich guys talking about their frozen assets. Haha assets.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 4: "Door to Door"
Luke: How many moms does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Phil: How many?
Luke: None because she's got you to do that sucker.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 3: "Phil on Wire"
Luke: The other day Uncle Mitchell brought over a bag of junk food so he and Cam could do a Jew fast.
Phil: Juice fast?
Luke: I'm pretty sure he said Jew.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 2: "When Good Kids Go Bad"
Mitchell: The attic? Why?
Luke: At least it's big. Grandpa said you used to live in a closet.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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