Luke Dunphy Quotes
For the record, I do all my own wiping.
Alex: He keeps asking me to hand him all of the instruments, he wants me to act like a nurse.
Luke: Now it sounds like a date in Haley's life.
Haley: Okay so after a quick scan of his facebook, twitter, tumblr, pinterest and instagram, this is what I know.
Luke: Privacy is dead?
I'm not adorable, I'm getting a mustache.
Wouldn't you rather have toast that's already buttered?
Phil: What did I say about eating things for money?
Luke: Charge the most and people will think you're worth it.
You're never off the court!
Classmate: Why is it taking you so long? How hard is it for you to paint a wall?
Luke: A lot harder than your so-called singing. At least this is supposed to be flat.
And the birthday video becomes a nature film.
Manny: Does anyone care that I'm not from Mexico?
Luke: You keep saying that but we've never seen a birth certificate.
Manny: Luke I need you for this. You're sneakier than I am, you a bigger liar, you have no moral compass.
Luke: Look thanks for all the compliments, but breaking into one stupid party? That's not even a challenge.
Wake up Delgado, locked box, from Columbia, no more questions, it's obviously a human head.