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Phil: It's not nerdy, Luke back me up.
Luke: I hope you mean into the garage because I have friend on this street.

Are you doing sex?

Dad we can always find cool stuff to do. Even if you're old in a wheelchair, I'll take you to the mall and push you as fast as you wanna go.

You are so mean. When he used to look through those binoculars and say your dad is one lucky man, he was wrong!

What? Like she'll be the first politician to make a promise she can't keep?!?

Social networking or social not-working?

Gloria [punches guy]: Nobody calls him grandpa!
Luke: I do.

It smells like puke married poop and they had the ceremony in my nose.

Luke: My mom hates messes.
Manny: I'm familiar with Claire.

Luke: You yelled at my teacher for calling me special.
Claire: Hunnie that wasn't a compliment.

Gloria: Luke!
Luke: At what?
Gloria: What do you mean at what? I said Luke.
Luke: I am looking!

You gotta grab what you can, when you can.

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Modern Family Quotes

I'll admit it. I'm turned on by powerful women.
Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleezza Rice, Serena Williams… Wait a minute.

Phil Dunphy

Just so you know sometimes when babies come this early, they're black.

Sal
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