Luke Dunphy Quotes
Calm down, you're gonna spook the boob.
Manny: Bondi Beach is topless.
Luke: Thank you Trip Advisor.
C'mon we gotta go! That party's full of sophomores. Those women have lived.
He says the only tool you need is a sense of humor.
Luke: It's called growing up and having your own interests. Like the minister's daughter in your precious Footloose.
Phil: Wow, using my own movie against me. Let's hear it for the boy.
Phil: Remember the great Kevin Bacon on footloose?
Luke: More like Foot-loser.
Dad I was with you on the tight rope, I was your wingman at the wing eating competition, but I’m not feeling this one. You’re missing Christmas Eve.
Manny: You know what’s super helpful? When the guy in line behind you calls you Mount Sweatmore.
Luke: I was trying to relax you.
Phil: Who says people at the closet convention get all the fun?
Luke: No one, no one says that.
Well there was this girl on the 16-year-old team who wasn't wearing a bra, so that was cool.
You know, I've got problems of my own. I can't always be the lovable sidekick on the manny show. Did you even notice I'm binge eating?
For the record, I do all my own wiping.