Luke Dunphy Quotes (Page 2)
Season 4, Episode 9: "When a Tree Falls"
Manny: Does anyone care that I'm not from Mexico?
Luke: You keep saying that but we've never seen a birth certificate.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 8: "Mistery Date"
Manny: Luke I need you for this. You're sneakier than I am, you a bigger liar, you have no moral compass.
Luke: Look thanks for all the compliments, but breaking into one stupid party? That's not even a challenge.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 6: "Yard Sale"
Luke: Wake up Delgado, locked box, from Columbia, no more questions, it's obviously a human head.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: It's not nerdy, Luke back me up.
Luke: I hope you mean into the garage because I have friend on this street.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 24: "Baby on Board"
Luke: Are you doing sex?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 22: "Disneyland"
Luke: Dad we can always find cool stuff to do. Even if you're old in a wheelchair, I'll take you to the mall and push you as fast as you wanna go.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 20: "The Last Walt"
Luke [to Claire]: You are so mean. When he used to look through those binoculars and say your dad is one lucky man, he was wrong!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 19: "Election Day"
Luke: What? Like she'll be the first politician to make a promise she can't keep?!?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 18: "Send Out the Clowns"
Luke: Social networking or social not-working?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 17: "Leap Day"
Gloria [punches guy]: Nobody calls him grandpa!
Luke: I do.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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