Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Luke Dunphy Quotes
Phil [about Luke]: I'm telling you that kid is a genius, there's a rainmaker
Claire: Why is your iPod in your mouth?
Luke: I'm charging it
Claire: Alex. Alex!
Luke [about reptile on his head]: This feels so weird, what does it eat?
Jungle Tanya: Oh just little boy brains
Alex: Well, at least Luke has nothing to worry about
When you walked through a spider web... when we were playing with a Ouija board and the wind blew a door shut...
Some are real, right? Like Anne Frank's?
Wouldn't that be so cool to go to a school made out of bottles?
His name is Ponce? He'd get made fun of at my school. They'd probably call him "Pants."
Luke: When you stuck your head in, your screamed a little.
Phil: I told you. That was the house settling.
Luke: You had a girlfriend before mom?
Phil: I had two!
Alex: Luke has ADHD.
Luke: No I don't... what is it?
Alex: I'd tell you, but you'd wander off before I get to the (Luke wanders off) H.
Luke: I dunno, mom always tells me what to do.
Phil: Join the club.
Claire [after eating Haley's cupcakes]: Do we still have the number for poison control?
Phil: I love you, Claire, I'll always love you!
Luke: My mouth is asleep like at the dentist.
Alex: Did you know fencing goes back to the 12th century?
Haley: You know what's even nerdier than fencing? knowing when it began
Luke: I don't think you're a nerd, Alex
Alex: Shut up dork
