Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Luke Dunphy Quotes
Luke: Here's something I didn't know about mannequins: They don't have a wiener.
I think we should drag him out of his car and punch him in the stomach until he barfs.
Whatever they were doing, Dad was winning.
I know what sex is, it's when a man and a woman take off their underwear and get into bed.
Caterer: Hi there. Is your father home?
Luke: I think so. Why?
Cam: What are we going to do?
Luke: I could start a fire.
Cam: No! But keep that in your back pocket.
I'm still growing into my tongue.
Sorry I aggravated you, and just so you know, a lot of people think I'm adorable.
Luke: One time, she gave me a Woody.
Claire: Sweet J...
Luke: She remembered he's my favorite character from Toy Story.
Luke: Smell Heather for me.
Phil: I always do...not.
Luke: She's like the best doctor every. A couple of puzzles. No shots. I didn't even have to take my pants off. I found that one out a little late.
Phil: I've been there buddy.
Alex: Did you know fencing goes back to the 12th century?
Haley: You know what's even nerdier than fencing? knowing when it began
Luke: I don't think you're a nerd, Alex
Alex: Shut up dork
