Lynette Scavo Quotes (Page 3)
Season 6, Episode 17: "Chromolume #7"
Tom: So, Paris, Prague, Madrid... it sounds like you guys saw everything.
Lynette: But you still haven't told us how you two met.
Preston: Well, uh, the first time I saw Irina was on a beach in Nice.
Irina: It was, uh, how you say in english? The... (she gestures)
Tom: T-topless?
Irina: Yes!
Lynette: Oh, you really did see everything.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 16: "The Chase"
Lynette: Think of a world where the toilet seat is never up! This is our time to take them down!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tom: How could you forget her birthday?
Lynette: I'm pregnant. I forget pants sometimes.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 15: "Lovely"
Lynette: We'd hoped that it'd be another year before we had the parent-son conversation where we tell you not to offer your neighbor money for sex, but...
• Rating: Unrated
Lynette: The next you take a shower, think you could close your blinds? I have a 16-year old son and he has friends.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 14: "The Glamorous Life"
Lynette: Maybe we should think about seeing another therapist.
Tom: When we started, you loved her.
Lynette: Yeah, and when we started, I loved you too. Things change.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 13: "How About a Friendly Shrink?"
Lynette: This morning you walked in and sat on the toilet while I shaved my legs. We have no boundaries.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 12: "You Gotta Get a Gimmick"
Lynette: You want to talk about this? Fine! We lost a kid. We'll never meet him. We'll spend the rest of our lives looking at one, always wondering why there aren't two. How can saying this out loud be helpful?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 10: "Boom Crunch"
Lynette: Gaby, please, talk to me, I feel just awful.
Gabrielle: You know why? Because you are awful. You're an awful person.
Lynette: Ok, you have every right to be mad at me.
Gabrielle: Thanks, Lynette. And you have every right to go to hell. Stop talking to me!
• Rating: Unrated
Tom: It'll be ok, I'm looking for a job, and in the meantime we've got enough money to live on for the next... four months.
Lynette: So we'll run out right before the babies are born.
Tom: Yes. But remember, kids never miss what they never had.
Lynette: Ah, like food, clothing, a sober mother.
• Rating: Unrated
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