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Modern-family

Manny: Wow that was very mature of you.
Jay: Yeah well I'm a lot older now than when she started getting dressed.

Manny: She's having her hair blown out.
Jay: That's a thing? That I pay for?

Doesn't the wine make the cow drunk?

Phil: The universe punished me. I did something awful to a bunch of baby crows.
Manny: Actually it's not a bunch of crows, it's called a murder.
Phil: I know what I did!

You got a problem with Poppins, you got a problem with me.

I love it here, manicured lawns, planned activities, early dinners, what more does a kid need?

Manny: What kind of man writes poetry on the computer?
Jay: You could've ended that sentence after poetry.

I don't want my mom there. I'm exploring some darker themes I'm not sure she's read for. Poems like the umbilical noose, a jail called mom, Smother nature. She'll just find a way to make it all about her.

We all weave a web of lies. Some we tell to try to help the ones we love, some we tell to try to fool ourselves.

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