Manny Delgado Quotes
Listen to me. I think you went to the jewelry store inside here (points to Jay's heart) and brought back a gem.
Manny: Bondi Beach is topless.
Luke: Thank you Trip Advisor.
This hair at a pool party? One dunk and it goes off like an airbag.
Phil: Sounds fun, wear your helmets.
Manny: We will. I'm not writing my first novel by blowing through a tube.
Manny: You have to face it Jay, one day I’m gonna be moving out of this house.
Jay: Can I get that in writing? Cause I just can’t shake this image of a 30 year old you, eating my food and cuddling with my wife.
Gloria: Boys should never stop cuddling their mothers.
Jay: I’m gonna have nightmares!
I don’t get it, you’re the greatest generation, but why can’t you feel?
Jay: Why do you look like that when I look like this?
Manny: My friends say it’s because of your money.
Jay: Trees are like women, the best ones make you work just a little bit harder.
Manny: She’s just not that into you.
Manny: You know what’s super helpful? When the guy in line behind you calls you Mount Sweatmore.
Luke: I was trying to relax you.
Andy: I'm the new Manny.
Manny: Am I being replaced?
Manny: Wow that was very mature of you.
Jay: Yeah well I'm a lot older now than when she started getting dressed.
Manny: She's having her hair blown out.
Jay: That's a thing? That I pay for?