Manny Delgado Quotes
Phil: The universe punished me. I did something awful to a bunch of baby crows.
Manny: Actually it's not a bunch of crows, it's called a murder.
Phil: I know what I did!
You got a problem with Poppins, you got a problem with me.
I love it here, manicured lawns, planned activities, early dinners, what more does a kid need?
Manny: What kind of man writes poetry on the computer?
Jay: You could've ended that sentence after poetry.
I don't want my mom there. I'm exploring some darker themes I'm not sure she's read for. Poems like the umbilical noose, a jail called mom, Smother nature. She'll just find a way to make it all about her.
We all weave a web of lies. Some we tell to try to help the ones we love, some we tell to try to fool ourselves.
Just because he's behind a curtain doesn't make him a wizard.Claire
I've always felt out of place in public school, like a long petunia in an onion patch.
Just coffee for me today. Black. Like I feel on the inside.
Manny: My secret admirer asked that I wear a hat with a feather in it.
Jay: Which one?
Happy Valentine's Day, it's the one time of year when the world tries to be as romantic as I am all the time. Good luck world.
Kids make fun of you if you get a haircut. I just gave them a full blown sex scandal.