Enjoy going through life as yourself.

All I ever wanted for you was to find satisfaction outside of our relationship.

I walked into the bathroom the other day and he was sitting there and taking a shit and drinking milk at the same time.

We've known each other for 6 years, you've known my name for 3.

That isn't fun for me, being the uptight girl. I hate it.

I like her; she doesn't indulge the negativity.

I support you, literally, do you know how much money you owe me at this point?

Marnie: She captured something really true about the uncertainty of being our age. I cried twice.
Hannah: Well are you getting your period?

I pay all the bills in this apartment, does that not give me one night off from talking about you and your problems?

Hannah: You don't have a plan.
Marnie: I think maybe that's a good thing for me.

Marnie: What in God's name is this party for?
Shoshanna: I don't know but she told me if I didn't come, she'd gut me like a fish.

Be nice to your parents, okay?

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.