Popular Marnie Michaels Quotes
I had a bad breakup. It's okay I think we're gonna be able stay friends you know, but I'm not gonna do what Hannah does and order 6 pizzas to make myself feel better.
I wouldn't even sleep with a cater waiter and they're my age.
Elijah: What the fuck are you wearing?
Marnie: My uniform.
Elijah: You look like a slutty Von Trapp child.
She keeps saying she has news, but I bet she just wrote a blog post or found a new hot dog or something.
You know who ends up living their dreams? Sad messes like Charlie.
Sometimes being really good all the time feels really bad. But I'm on a journey. It's my journey and I'm okay.
So you really don't want to date me? Last chance.
Marnie: I want you. I know I'm a mess, but I want you. I want to see you every morning. I want to make you a snack every night. And I eventually want to have your little brown babies and eventually I want to watch you die.
Charlie: That's all I wanted to hear.
Marnie: Is it?
Charlie: I love you. Maybe I'm an idiot for it. But I always have. Everything good that I try and do I do because of you and I try and get away but I just keep coming back. And that's because I love you.
Hello my name is Marnie Michaels. I am prominently featured in many of Hannah's essays.
Fancy people want to work with me, so I’m gonna give them that pleasure and I’m gonna go work with them. So fuck you both, have a nice day, enjoy the rest of the video.
Ray: What did you think I did?
Marnie: I don't know, read, eat soup, write letters of complaint to local businesses?
I wanted you to tell me what's wrong with me.
