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Lily: Wow. A genuine Scherbatsky sighting out in nature. At this point, that's like seeing Sasquatch.
Marshall: No, Sasquatch is a warm and affectionate creature. At this point Robin's more like the yeti. Cold and aloof.
Marshall: Why does he keep doing this? He meets them. He likes them way too much. He goes way too big too soon. He ends up blowing it. I can't take this any more. He's fallen in love so many times now.
Lily: Not like this. This is different.
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Marshall: A certain delicate flower cried all night in the shower.
Lily: And I was pretty bummed too.
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Marshall: We're adorable
Lily: We're Marshmallow and Lilypadad bitch!
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Ted: Singles tables are cruel. I mean what if you went to a wedding and there was a table of all fat guys?
Marshall: That would be awesome.
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Lily: We're not going to Italy.
Marshall: Of course we are. Lily we have to do this. You're gonna live in Rome and you're gonna get your dream because you're giving me mine, again.
Marshall: Well it's official. I'm going to be Judge Marshall Eriksen.
Ranjit: That is great. Can you help me get a driver's license?
Barney: A what?
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No no no! Ted do not give me that look.
Ted; A mountain of food, a ticking clock? Come on you live for this stuff.
Screw tomorrow, lets go big tonight.
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Look at this thing! I'll never have cold pizza again! I'll never have cold pizza again...
Hey I have given up peeing in the shower for you!
- Permalink: Hey I have given up peeing in the shower for you!
Lily: Face it Robin, you hate women and women hate you.
Marshall: Ted didn't go to his prom? Classic.
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