Marshall Eriksen Quotes
Season 7, Episode 15: "The Burning Beekeeper"
Marshall: Goudas up Ted, don't sleep on the gouda!
• Rating: Unrated
Marshall: Come on lay some of that classic Scherbatsky mean son of a bitch on me. Treat me like I'm a girl scout trying to sell you cookies.
Robin: Four dollars a box and you're out of thin mints?! You green little...I don't do that!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 14: "46 Minutes"
Kevin: Hey guys where are Marshall and Lily?
Robin: Something terrible happened.
Kevin: Are they ok? Are they in the hospital?
Barney: No, somewhere much, much worse...
Marshall: Long Island!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 11: "The Rebound Girl"
Marshall: OK after Thanksgiving I'm cutting out carbs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 10: "Tick Tick Tick"
Marshall: Hey dude fork over those nachos...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: I think that sandwich was laced with other stuff...like hard meats.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 9: "Disaster Averted"
Lily: Marshall, your insurance doesn't kick in till tomorrow.
Marshall: Yeah well you know what? Life kicks in right now!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: Hey, it's been no picnic for me either. You don't even do the voices.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: You may knot, with a K. A little tie pun.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: Nobody wakes up and says "today I'm going to star in a YouTube video!"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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