Marshall Eriksen Quotes (Page 2)
Season 7, Episode 8: "Perfect on Paper"
Marshall: Lily you just gave those children a stapler, a pair of sharp scissors and a pretty decent Pinot Noir.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 7: "Noretta"
Marshall: I'm the real lucky guy because I married my dad.
• Rating: Unrated
Barney: Come on, Barney Stinson always turns it around.
Marshall: How?
Barney: Simple, I turned...it...around.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: We're gonna need a bigger booth.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 6: "Mystery vs. History"
Marshall: Lily Pad? We're having a boy!
• Rating: Unrated
Lily: Yellow like the son.
Marshall: Or daughter, ooh pun snuggle.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 5: "Field Trip"
Marshall: Where are we going?
Garrison Cootes: War son, we're going to war.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 4: "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
Marshall: You know what? Screw it! Who says two bros can't rock a birthing class?
• Rating: 3.3 / 5.0
Marshall: What's that little guy up there?
Dr. Sonya: Oh you poor girl.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Marshall: It's fascinating how profoundly little I know about vaginas.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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