Mary Shannon Quotes
Perfect is overrated. Put that in Latin and it's the Shannon family motto.
Brandi: Do you have any pictures of Dad?
Mary: I can dig up one of his wanted posters.
That was Granny's gone wild, knitting, porno weirdness.
I've got Delia scouring Monster.com for butter churning gigs.
Evita? Great, she got her hooker name in summer stock.
So that community protection? What are they, off nights?
Mary: One more thing...
Marshall: I'm not giving you my pie.
Mary: Hoarder.
Marshall: Glutton.
The Amish, super crappy cell service.
One man's slice of heaven is another man's hell hole.
Bad guys always have the best food.
Now he's in town for an air conditioning convention. Wow, there's no way to make that sound sexy.
OK. What's going to get you out of my house the fastest?
