Mary Shannon Quotes
I'm not a team player, Stan. And that's a direct quote from last year's performance appraisal.
Conmen. They don't just take your money. They rob you of your dignity. They leave you poor, wide eyed and stupid on the side of the road. And if you think there's a chance in hell this son of a bitch could up and whistle a different tune, I've got a seaside condo in Beirut I'd like to tell you about.
Marshall: Maintaining such a dim view of humanity, isn't it exhausting?
Mary: That's why they make energy drinks.
Just so we're clear, if you tell any of them anything I will move you and your family so fast it will make your tiara spin.
Beth: This is where the cheerleaders sit.
Mary: Ah, explains the hives.
Kids, I don't see the upside.
Everybody fakes it. Pretending to like a friend's spouse, feigning interest in the ozone or Christmas carols at the door. Just to seem somehow smarter or nicer, kinder, funnier. It's like we all want to be Canadians or something.
Mary: Don't get me wrong, I like Abigail. I do.
Marshall: You hide it well.
What did you want him to do, write you a musical?
I've kissed more girls than this guy.
It's like your in the NASCAR race but no one else is.
Delia
How's the head shrinking going, Iron Mike.
