Mary Shannon Quotes
Mary: Man of honor? That's not an oxymoron.
Marshall: Technically, no.
Mary: It's a something moron though, I'm pretty sure.
You like pep? Nobody likes pep.
Marshall: The dulcet sound of a Mary Shannon admission so rarely heard in nature.
Mary: Do you think everyone wants to punch you in the mouth?
I never wanted a sweet 16, I wanted a bottle of vodka which you bought for me.
Hate puppet shows. So lame. Also oddly scary.
Holy God I bet you sell a crap load of cars.
In my experience, holding out for closure does nothing but prolong the pain. Stoics got it right. Lance the boil, rip off the bandaid, man up and get on with it.
Marshall: It's got 140,000 mile on it.
Mary: It's road tested. Durable.
Marshall: Or seen through another lens, a candidate for the junkyard.
What's the matter Stan? You have muscle car envy?
Marshall: Your claws are showing.
Mary: They don't retract.
You should be thinking about this come trial time when this case brings me ball-punching distance to you.
Oh I get it - like when you call me Snuggles or when Stan refers to you as his Butterscotch Stallion.
