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A fist bump is a sacred contract between the fists of men.

Alright enough with the showboating you tiny hooligan, it's bad enough we're getting beat by someone who's only slightly larger than the actual foosball players.

Busta bust, why don't you throw your hands where my eyes can see, which would be in my sink doing my dishes.

We are just like two rabbits...doing it all the time...there's so much sex...and it's all hetero.

Max: If that season had aired, I would've been the first openly gay person on television.
Jane: Except for Ellen, Rosie, all the career high guys.
Penny: Oh and Norman Korpi from the Real World season one.
Max: Deep cut.

You think a Bar Mitzvah gets hyped in this town without me knowing about it?

Max: Well BBF why don't you tell me what you used to do on our Saturdays?
Brad: Well, GFF...Gay Fat Friend, I'd start out with lunch then I'd do a little clothes shopping, work out with my trainer and then end my day with a little steam. The perfect Sabado.

That is the least interesting pairing since chicken piscotti and pinot gris. Sorry been watching a lot of Frasier.

Two things you should know about me Kent, I'm selfless and I have moves like Jagger, specifically the ones he allegedly used on David Bowie in the 70s.

The guys wanted me and the girls wanted to be me.

Oh my God it's the Mandonna, let me hide under your unnecessary hat.

If you wanna know what else is gay go to www.whatisgay.biz.

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Happy Endings Quotes

You're sweating on my bruschetta.

Jane [to Brad]

The weird part is, now that I have a guy, everybody wants to set me up. Oh I know Al! I should hook you up with one of my "extras."

Penny