Max Blum Quotes (Page 4)
Season 3, Episode 7: "No-Ho-Ho"
Max: I didn't vote for Obama because I didn't respect his March Madness bracket!
• Rating: Unrated
Max: You didn't like Ringling brother for brothers?
Brad: It would've been the greatest show on earf!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 6: "To Serb With Love"
Max: Hello this is not a foursome, you guys are totally fifth wheeling me!
Dave: C'mon man we're not fifth wheeling you, Joey Fatone.
Brad: Yeah you're still part of the group Sporty Spice.
Jane: You're our favorite character Roz from Frasier.
• Rating: Unrated
Jane: Penny's happy so as her friend you should-
Max: - Probably be trying to break her and Pete up? Yeah I just don't know if that seems like me.
• Rating: Unrated
Max: She's like Crazy Stupid Love crazy, not like people who loved Crazy Stupid Love crazy, I mean she's not a psycho.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 5: "P & P Romance Factory"
Max: I don't know what the two of you are up to, I think it's amazing, I want no part of it.
• Rating: Unrated
Max: A fist bump is a sacred contract between the fists of men.
• Rating: Unrated
Max [to Alex]: Alright enough with the showboating you tiny hooligan, it's bad enough we're getting beat by someone who's only slightly larger than the actual foosball players.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 4: "More Like Stanksgiving"
Max [to Brad]: Busta bust, why don't you throw your hands where my eyes can see, which would be in my sink doing my dishes.
• Rating: Unrated
Max: We are just like two rabbits...doing it all the time...there's so much sex...and it's all hetero.
• Rating: Unrated
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