The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Mayor Quimby Quotes
(Mayor Quimby address the comic book convention.)
Mayor Quimby: You might say I feel like....Radiation Man!
Jimbo: That's Radioactive Man, jerk!
Quimby: Don't you idiots see what this means.
Lenny: Idiots? Why do we re-elect this guy?
Carl: Because his opponent has a long Slavic name.
Mayor Quimby: Henceforth, this date shall forever be known as Flaming Moe's Day!
Advisor: Uh, sir, this is already Veterans' Day.
Mayor Quimby: It can be two things!
Mayor Quimby: Gentlemen, we need to get Lisa Simpson out and Amber Dempsey back in. But this glorified crossing god of a police chief wont get off his big fat can.
Chief Wiggum: Is it okay if I open these potato chips?
Mayor Quimby: And now, to open this year's festivities, here's our grand marshal, the Prophet of Love, Larry White.
Barry White: No, it's Barry White.
Mayor Quimby: No. it says here Larry White.
Barry White: I know my own name.
Mayor Quimby: Well, we'll just see about that.
Mayor Quimby: Is this what the framers of the Constitution would want?
Wally: Well, I'm Wally of Wally's Framers, and this is exactly what I want.
That's chowdah! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury!
Freddy Quimby
Please use your time in line wisely to Sophie's Choice your child.
Greetings, fellow Irishmen and lady-Irishmen!
We have nothing to fear but the aliens and their vastly superior killing technology!
