The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Mayor Quimby Quotes
(inside a very large hole)
Mayor Quimby: Mmm, I guess we're not gonna find anything.
Otto: Well how we gonna get outta here?
Homer: We'll dig our way out!
Chief Wiggum: No, no, dig up, stupid!
That's chowdah! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury!
Freddy Quimby
Mayor Quimby: First, one announcement: I regret to inform you we are not offering childcare tonight. I don't know who that guy was you were leaving your kids with.
Please use your time in line wisely to Sophie's Choice your child.
Greetings, fellow Irishmen and lady-Irishmen!
We have nothing to fear but the aliens and their vastly superior killing technology!
In you go, boys. We've got everything--warm beds, square meals, homeless women.
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Bart: I want a license.
Mayor Quimby: To kill?
Bart: No, to drive!
It is with great pride that I place the safety of our city in the hands of the first four people who showed up.
Quimby: Don't you idiots see what this means.
Lenny: Idiots? Why do we re-elect this guy?
Carl: Because his opponent has a long Slavic name.
