Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Mercedes Jones Quotes
Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.
Mercedes: Can we try something a little more black?
Rachel: It's glee club. Not crunk club.
The slushee wars have commenced. None of us are safe.
Why do we need to go all vanilla on this song? What we need is my chocolate thunder.
I can't be co-captain. No time. Kwanza!
As soon as I get my record deal, I'm not speaking to any of you.
Mercedes: That would make you, like, 30.
Sue: 29.
Kurt: You shouldn't be embarrassed about your boy.
Mercedes: Embarrassed ? I'm worried about showing too much skin and causing a sex riot.
Why does everyone assume I'm angry all the time? It's called being sassy.
Puck: I'm a sex shark. If I stop moving, I die.
Mercedes: Me and you would not work out. You're top 40. I'm rhythm and blues.
Puck: Girl, you got more curves than a Nissan ad.
Mercedes: Seriously? That's what you came up with?
Oh, HELL to the no! Look, I'm not down with this background singin' nonsense. I'm Beyoncé, I ain't no Kelly Rowland.
