Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Mercedes Jones Quotes
Mercedes: You think Puck and Santana will acknowledge my existence if we're not in glee club together.
Puck: She has a point.
Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.
Mercedes: You get to wear a fabulous hat.
Kurt: You had me at fabulous hat.
We won Sectionals two years in a row and, according to everyone, we still suck.
There's only one "i" in diva, Rachel. And that "i" is me.
I just don't get it, why are you a bigger star than me?
At this school the thing that makes you different is the thing that people use to crush your spirit.
Mercedes: So is that a men sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.
Mercedes: Did you know New York City was built on top of Old York City?
Tina: I'm pretty sure that's not sure.
My alarm clock went off 30 minutes late. Sort of reshifted by whole schedule.
Know what, Rachel? Hug me after I get the part.
I don't want to see the spectacle that is Michael. I want to be the spectacle that is Michael.
