Glee
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Mercedes: Sam just Tweeted that I smelled good.
Sam: I won't stop until it's Trending.
Evidence shows that 1 out of every 10 people is gay. That means at least 1 of the 12 apostles was gay, probably Simon because that's the gayest-sounding name.
I most look forward to meeting Rachel Berry's children.
Sue: Hey, Mercedes, who you texting?
Mercedes: I'm not texting anyone, I'm donating to the Obama campaign...
I'm cream here, Mr. Schue. But what if out there, I'm just skim milk.
I have so many steroids running through my body right now I may turn into the Incredible Hulk if you piss me off.
Finn: Okay, we need to do that thing where we call people back. What's that called?
Mercedes, Mike, and Artie: Callbacks.
Mercedes: Are you gonna argue with our Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Jake: I mean, I'm Jewish.
Mercedes: So was he.
He was the first cool kid to be nice to any of us, and he was our leader in here. We love you, Finn.
You might be a work in progress, but I think you’re worth the wait.
Well, I'm all for what you're doing here as long as it's a part of the Rachel Berry Rebuilding Project because sooner or later you're going to have to go back to where you belong. New York. Broadway.
You wanna know what the best thing is about having our gift? It's always there like a good friend. When you open your mouth, there it is.
