If anyone's going to have a baby with two heads, three arms, and eleven toes, it's me.

Work keeps our mind active. It keeps us out of trouble. When we're not working, our hands are idle. And the devil will find work for idle hands to do.

Maybe my baby's kicking because it wants a granola bar.

I'm safe, they can't fire the pregnant lady.

Don't be sorry, be better!

Do you want me to start crying?

It's these stupid pregnancy hormones. They make me want to have sex all the time.

Plans dont mean anything.

Can two people really be meant to be?

Dance or you're fired.

Alex: Meredith, I'm not going to potty train your kid.
Meredith: Sorry, you're right. Forget it.
Alex: Already did.

Meredith: Can't you just give your sex friend more sex so he doesn't fire your old man friend?
Cristina: I'm not a prostitute!

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Just because we can live without something, it doesn't mean we have to.

Meredith

Derek: I am calling post-it, Zola, Bailey, the tumors on the wall, ferryboat scrub caps. I thought D.C. was everything. I was wrong. You... you're everything. I love you and I'm not going to stop loving you. I can't live without you. I don't want to live without you, and I'm going to do everything in my power to prove it.
Meredith: I can live without you, but I don't want to. I don't ever want to.