Grey's Anatomy

Miranda Bailey Quotes (Page 18)

MIRANDA: "His testicles have swollen, which is the understatement of the year."
CRISTINA: "Fantastic! How much? No, uh, don’t tell me. Let it be a surprise."
MIRANDA: "Look, you and Grey can take him for his ultrasound and his X-ray."
CRISTINA: "The V.I.Penis."
MIRANDA: "Just go!"
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

MIRANDA: "I know I said you could use the day to study but we’ve got an all hands on deck situation."
CRISTINA: "Bad car accident?"
MEREDITH: "Multiple gunshot wounds?"
MIRANDA: "A penis. The chairman of the board’s penis."
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

JANE DOE: "I know this is going to sound terrible, but I’m not bad looking!"
MEREDITH: "I think beautiful’s the word you’re looking for."
IZZIE: "I was gonna say hot."
GEORGE: "I was too, but I think I would have gotten in trouble."
MIRANDA: "You would’ve."
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

MIRANDA: "When you see her, you’ll know what to do. It must be nice to know she has parents like this, that fight for her, think about what she wants, trying to make her happy, like you would. Doesn’t mean you don’t want that girl to want you."
IZZIE: "Yeah."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

DEREK: "You warned me she could become a problem."
MIRANDA: "Who, Meredith?"
DEREK: "You know when you love somebody, you think you can handle it all?"
MIRANDA: "You’ve done alright, both of you."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

MIRANDA: [to Derek] "Huh. Well if this turns into an “either or,” you pick the person you love. End of story. Look, all of this means nothing if you’re alone."
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IZZIE: "I have an 11-year old daughter, and she needs a bone marrow transplant. I'm potentially a good match. Please don't tell anyone, please. This isn't a chapter in my history I want everyone to know about."
MIRANDA: "I understand."
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

MIRANDA: "What happens when the happy mother in there wakes up after surgery and her son isn't there to greet her? What then? How are you gonna explain that, O'Malley?"
GEORGE: "If she wakes up after surgery because my lie helped save her life, I'm okay with that, Dr. Bailey."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

GEORGE: "He's lost. Or... or... "
MIRANDA: "He's in the water."
GEORGE: [silent]
MIRANDA: "So when she wakes up, I get to inform her that she is not going to die... she's just going to want to die."
GEORGE: "I'm sorry, I can... keep looking."
MIRANDA: "Yeah, you do that."
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

MIRANDA: "Derek! Derek! How long has she been down?"
DEREK: "I don't know. She's alive. She's alive..."
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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