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Miranda Bailey Quotes (Page 20)

Season 3, Episode 12: "Six Days (Part I)"
HEATHER: "What are you all staring at? Really, if you're expecting me to be the brave and heartwarming disabled girl, that isn't going to be happen, so go ahead and do your thing."
MIRANDA: "Stevens."
IZZIE: "Heather Douglas, 17. Past medical history of VATER syndrome."
MIRANDA: "Which is?"
IZZIE: "VATER syndrome is a genetic condition that affects the vertebrae, anus, trachea, esophagus and renal system."
HEATHER: "Wow, give this girl a medal. She memorized the whole acronym, which I assure you is a hell of a lot easier than living with it."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 11: "Six Days (Part II)"
MIRANDA: "You paid $300,000 so that you could scrub in on this surgery?"
IZZIE: "No."
MIRANDA: "No?"
IZZIE: "I spent three... Have you seen that girl? Her life is miserable. She's desperate. She'll never have a date. She'll never wear high heels. She'll never feel normal. I spent 300 grand because it's a good thing."
MIRANDA: "I was hoping you would tell me you spent the money so you could scrub in."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
IZZIE: "I'm both."
MIRANDA: "What?"
IZZIE: "I'm both. I'm a surgeon and I am a person who becomes emotionally involved. I will never again cross the line like I did with Denny. I have learned my lesson. But I'm still both, and I'm not going to give up either part of me. And I am not going to apologize for it."
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
RICHARD: "Dr. Bailey?"
MIRANDA: "My son was named after his son. I just need a moment."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 10: "Don't Stand So Close to Me"
MIRANDA: "How many valve replacements have you performed in your life, Dr. O'Malley?"
GEORGE: "None."
MIRANDA: "None! And how many valve replacements do you think Dr. Hahn has performed?"
GEORGE: "That is my father!"
MIRANDA: "You're in that room as his son! You interns think you can do whatever you wanna do. Not anymore! Not with me! Which is why you are going to stay away! 50 feet away to be precise! You are going to remain 50 feet away from your father at all times today! And Dr. O'Malley, do not make me tell you again."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
MIRANDA: "Stevens. You are to-"
IZZIE: "Look and not touch or speak or breathe. I got it."
MARK: "So this is the crack team, huh?"
MIRANDA: "Feel free to take one."
MARK: "How about I take the one who doesn't touch, or speak or breathe?"
IZZIE: "Great."
ALEX: "Dammit."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
ALEX: "O'm calling it. It's mine."
GEORGE: "I have two brothers. I feel their pain."
IZZIE: "I would be great at watching this."
MIRANDA: "Zip it. All of you."
ALEX: "We're all on the case, right?"
MIRANDA: "Right."
GEORGE: "Yes!"
ALEX: "Awesome."
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
IZZIE: "Yang does something wrong and she gets rewarded. That's fair."
GEORGE: "Yeah."
MIRANDA: "If you thumb-suckers don't stop whining, I swear I won't show you what's behind this door. And trust me, you wanna see what's behind this door."
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
MRS. O'MALLEY: "I put out some breakfast in case you kids haven't eaten."
ALEX: "Score."
BAILEY: "Karev."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
MIRANDA: [to Cristina] "The Chief may be confused about punishment for you, but I'm not. You're late again, you will find another resident."
 • Rating: 3.2 / 5.0

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