Miranda Hobbes Quotes
Carrie (about Aidan): Maybe I should try to get Big and him and me together.
Miranda: Did you have a big plate of crazy for lunch?
Samantha: "Emotional" is just code for "I don't want to hire a woman."
Miranda: They're like that at my firm. They're afraid you're going to cry over a legal brief.
Carrie: HAVE you ever cried over a legal brief?
Miranda: Yes, but only in the privacy of my own office.
Steve: You came! I'm so glad! So, what do you think?
Miranda: I think...I think you did good.
Steve: Really? You mean it?
Miranda: Mhm.
Steve: 'Cause I never would've done this, if it wasn't for you.
Miranda: What are you talking about? I didn't do anything.
Steve: Are you kidding me? This whole thing was your idea! You always told me I should start my own bar. I never forgot that. I just never thought that I could, so... thanks.
Miranda: (kisses his cheek) You did good.
Samantha: (About her relationship with Maria) All we ever do is lie around, take baths together and talk about feelings.
Charlotte: I think they call that a relationship.
Samantha: I don't know how you people do it! All that emotional chow chow, it's exhausting!
Miranda: I know, don't you just hate that?
Carrie: Women!
Miranda: I might have a ghost.
Carrie: I might have to hear that again.
Miranda: There were strange noises upstairs last night. The cat heard it too.
Carrie: Well, if the cat heard it . . .
(to Carrie's answering machine) Your good friend Miranda has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.
Charlotte: I have to start keeping a vagina journal.
Miranda: What a dear vagina why so blue?
Carrie: Dear vagina - guess who I have a crush on?!
Miranda: Sexy is what I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.
Carrie: You win men over with your personality?
Samantha: Last night, I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to get dressed and go out, and pick up a guy.
Miranda: Talk about a Happy Meal!
(About Samantha's nude photos)
Miranda: Isn't that a little narcissistic?
Samantha: No one thinks it's narcissistic when you get your seventh grade picture taken.
Charlotte: You weren't naked in that.
Carrie: That we know of.
Samantha: Who do you all fantasize about?
Carrie and Miranda: Russell Crowe
Carrie: Jinx! You owe me a Coke!
Miranda: That's amazing. What did women do before Russell Crowe?
Samantha and Carrie: George Clooney
Miranda: I showed him a boob in a coat check room.
Carrie: Just one?
Miranda: I sensed he couldn't commit.
