Miranda Hobbes Quotes
Samantha: Who do you all fantasize about?
Carrie and Miranda: Russell Crowe
Carrie: Jinx! You owe me a Coke!
Miranda: That's amazing. What did women do before Russell Crowe?
Samantha and Carrie: George Clooney
Carrie: Well, I definitely do try to figure out what went wrong, but, I don't think I obsess.
Miranda: Oh, my God! You're Miss Obsess. Big?
Carrie: Yeah, okay, yes, Big. Big was tricky, I still don't know what happened there.
Samantha: Honey, you look back so much you should have a relationship rear-view mirror.
Carrie: Well, they're over us. It's just so hilarious.
Miranda: I'm hemorrhaging inside it's so funny.
Carrie: We thought they were sitting there pinning away and they have new girl friends already.
Samantha: We're they cute?
Carrie: The point is not if they were cute, the point is, they were there.
Miranda: They were cute.
Carrie: Very cute.
Miranda: How can they have new relationships already? I'm still in the I just broke up with someone phase.
Samantha: I'm paying a fortune to live in a neighbouhood that's trendy by day and trannie by night.
Charlotte: Trannie?
Samantha: Transexuals. Chicks with dicks. Boobs on top, balls down below.
Miranda: I don't get the appeal there?
Carrie: It's the other white meat.
Carrie: What are they doing together? What, are they friends now?
Miranda: Apparently! This is bad.
Carrie: What do you think they're talking about?
Miranda: What do you think ther're talking about?
Carrie: Their dogs?
Miranda: Yeah! Here's they're dog conversation; how's your dog? Good. How's yours? Good. Was that those two bitches who ruined our lives?
Miranda: I can't believe he took your shoes!
Carrie: I know, I probably got trichinosis!
Miranda: You only get that from pork.
Carrie: Oh, well, I'm sure I stepped on a piece of it somewhere.
Carrie: I don't understand this? I get mugged and you get him? I guess that's my karma.
Miranda: Just because he said he's gonna call doesn't mean he's gonna call.
Carrie: What are you talking about? The man was smitten with you.
Miranda: He probably wants free legal advice, that's usually my karma.
Miranda: He doesn't even know me , the least he could do is get to know me before he rejects me.
Carrie: Yeah! That's illegal dumping.
(to Carrie over the phone) I can't believe I'm eating a frozen dinner. I'm such a cliche.
Charlotte: We've been trying to you know...
Samantha: Fuck?
Charlotte: Whatever! And it's just not....
Samantha: Getting big and hard?
Carrie: What is this dirty mad libs?
Charlotte: I love him, but it's so frustrating.
Miranda: Of course it is.
Charlotte: I mean, last night I got so turned on I almost....
Samantha: Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex.
Carrie: Do you know that there are no avaliable men out there?
Miranda: We're at my date's wake...so yes.
Miranda: Their starting to die on us.
Charlotte: Oh, my God!
Samantha: Well, at least you weren't stood up.
Miranda: Thirty-five and their dying. We should just give up now.
Carrie: On the bright side, this could explain why they don't call back.
