Mike & Molly

Mike & Molly

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The Wedding
"The Wedding"

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Molly Flynn Quotes

Season 2, Episode 23: "The Wedding"
Molly: If I get hit by lightning between here and the altar, which based on the day I've been having could very well happen, I want you to know that you're the love of my life.
 • Rating: Unrated
Molly: I wanted a few soft ringlets around my face, not a head full of curly fries!
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Season 2, Episode 22: "The Rehearsal "
Molly: Why don't you stay with your mom tomorrow night?
Mike: For the same reason I don't chew on tinfoil or try to kiss bears.
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Molly: That reminds me, make sure Victoria wears a bra tomorrow.
Joyce: I'll try, but it's like trying to keep a hat on a dog.
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Molly: You're gonna kill him right? Please tell me you're gonna kill him.
Mike: If I say yes, it's premeditated.
Molly: Smart. I love you.
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Season 2, Episode 21: "Bachelor / Bachelorette"
Molly: Tonight'll be good. Just sitting around, sipping cocktails, having some girl talk.
Victoria: Yeah. But just keep in mind it's not too late to go out tonight and do something fun!
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Molly: Dirty board game?
Peggy: Dirty Scrabble. It's actually just regular Scrabble with extra F's, B's, and J's.
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Season 2, Episode 20: "The Dress"
Molly: Slow and steady always wins the race. Don't I always say that?

Mike: She does, never in the right context, but it's a good saying anyway.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Molly [to candy bar]: Thought you had me didn't you, you fun sized little b**ch!
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Season 2, Episode 19: "Molly Can't Lie"
Molly: Did Mike call?

Victoria: No, but my pot dealer did. He said you can have your wedding in his basement grow room.

Molly: Oh good. Well, at least the lighting will be good!
 • Rating: Unrated

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