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Out of the frying pan, into the firehouse.

For guys like us, the only regret is permanence.

Fresh air, the anecdote to sentimental dribble.

Whoever said the customer is always right never met the customer. Am I right?

Where's the key, Quantico?

I'm from PANEO---People of the awareness of near earth objects.

I'm going to miss my eyebrows...and my bangs.

Mozzie: It's like riding a horse.
Neal: You're allergic to horses.
Mozzie: Even still....

Great, I brought a cork screw to a gun fight...

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