Favorite Nancy Botwin Quotes
Silas: I thought the Newmans' are doing things differently.
Nancy: We are. We're making hash.
Silas: So much for normal.
Nancy: This is our normal.
Andy: What is the glue that holds your relationship together?
Nancy: I don't even need the choices on this one. I'm gonna say Elmer's.
I'm the suburban baroness of bud, Nancy.
Nancy: I cant believe that this is my life.
Co-Worker: It's okay just pray to Jesus and play the lotto.
Nancy: I'm all tapped out.
Drug Dealer: Then tap yourself in bitch.
I can be a real person. I can. I've been one before. It was... good.
I love that you sleep all the time - I know mother's aren't supposed to say that, but i do.
I'm a mother lion and you can't defeat a mother lion when you've threaten her cubs.
Nancy: I like it here.
Andy: You got laid.
Nancy: I want to stay here for a while.
It's also racist to assume all Asians are bad drivers, but they are.
Une M're Que J'aimerias Baiser. It's french, for MILF.
Nancy: You're religious?
Cesar: Selectively
Nancy: Right, the whole thou shalt not kill thing probably isn't work out that well for you, huh?
Cesar: and I support gay marriage
