Tobias recently lost his medical license for administering C.P.R. to a person who, as it turns out, was not having a heart attack.

Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates, Tobias boarded a van full of homosexuals.

Narrator: And Michael finds it difficult to get his father out of jail.
Michael: You love it here?
George Sr.: Oh, I'm having the time of my life. Hey, T-Bone.

Arrested Development Quotes

I don't want no part of yo' tired ass country club, ya freak bitch!

Franklin (Buster)

George Michael: Is that a screenplay? Warden Gentles' screenplay?
Maeby: That's what you're going to tell me.