Tobias recently lost his medical license for administering C.P.R. to a person who, as it turns out, was not having a heart attack.
Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates, Tobias boarded a van full of homosexuals.
Narrator: And Michael finds it difficult to get his father out of jail.
Michael: You love it here?
George Sr.: Oh, I'm having the time of my life. Hey, T-Bone.