Dixon: You do not have your own bowling ball!
Navid: What? It was for my Bar Mitzvah.

They're my pigs, sir, and I can prove it. They respond to their names when called.

Navid: My dad only has two rules: No watching porn until I'm 21, and we always eat dinner together.

You're not a guest. You're my bitch. Now, get me some food!

Just watch our for Ethan Ward. You'll know him when you see him. He's the one with the spotlight shining out of his ass.

90210 Quotes

It's not a mom and dad who are home eating bon bons. It's a couple who's f%$k!

Rob Estes

I am not the kind of girl who can wait until Christmas morning to unwrap her present.

Naomi