It's a girl!

I didn't know women could be that limber.

Navid: We're getting married.
Dixon: Like married married?!?

I've loved you since the first time I saw you in the second grade.

Unless you have the gestation of an elephant, the cat is gonna come out of the bag soon enough. Not to mix my animal metaphors.

Organic vegetables, coming in for a landing!

Adrianna does a great tractor voice. Hit it!

Dixon: The only way to get over a girl is to get a new girl.
Navid: Hell to the YES!

Adrianna: That was pretty sappy.
Navid: That's one of the side effects of being a nice guy.

[when Navid is visiting Adrianna in rehab...]
Navid: Do they let you watch dvds?
Adrianna: Yeah as long as we don't sprinkle coke on our popcorn

Your hair, it looks like a medieval weapon.

Dude, you've been in Beverly Hills for ten minutes and you know what that makes me? The third wheel.

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I can't do this. I'm the other woman. I'm a cheater and a liar. And your iguana is touching me.


Don't mock the abs.

Liam [to Dixon]
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