New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXPopular Nick Miller Quotes
Why lie? You know how many Millers have been or currently are in jail?
She is sleeping. By herself. Which is called napping.
I've got an uncle whose God-given name is 'Shifty.'
Jess: Why does your bottom need to breathe?
Nick: It's like a plant. It needs sun and air.
When you put it like that, it sounds amazing...AND like prison.
What do you call a lunatic who's only got one case and no hobbies? Your worst nightmare.
Schmidt fired me and now I'll never get to use this briefcase I bought and it was $19!
There is something serious I have to tell you about the future. The name of my first-born child needs to be Reginald VelJohnson--I lost a bet to Schmidt.
Nick: I know where you live!
Jess: And I live where you live!
Jess: Nick calls birds 'wind-mice.' Nick says 'yahtzee' when he climaxes. He calls turtles 'shell-beavers.'
Nick: Well, that's what they should be called.
Nick: My arms are so sore from doing so many push-ups.
Schmidt: That seems like a lie.
I don't want a refund on my cruise and I don't want a refund on you!