New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXPopular Nick Miller Quotes
Six hundred dollars! That's six hundred one-dollar bills. That's the only way I can imagine it.
Winston: That's like the president and the vice president not being best friends.
Nick: They're not best friends.
Winston: Come on, everybody knows they're best friends.
When did one on one sex become old fashioned?
Just be yourself, and if he’s not into Jessica Day, there’s something wrong with him.
First order of business, we eat their food.
Sponges make me feel exhilarated.
Hey! If I cooked up a whole chicken, would you guys have some?
I'm a very good secretary
I once tried on my girl cousin’s wool tights and I didn’t hate how it felt.
I’m not putting on the kimono. It legitimizes you owning it.
If you died, I'd be lost!
Nick: I want to get rid of my stuff, but all my stuff is really good and I just can't get rid of it.
Coach: It's not and you have to.
Schmidt: Everything you own is trash.
Coach: You're basically a hoarder.
Nick: Not true. Everything has meaning. Everything is connected to something else.
