Nick Miller Quotes (Page 4)
Season 2, Episode 12: "Cabin"
Nick: Fantasy and nightmare colliding.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 11: "Santa"
Nick: I'm very poor. Having a checking account would be an honor. I've written a zombie book. It's terrible. I'm a slow runner. I'm obsessed with karate.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nick: What happens in the sleigh is that I'll be your reindeer and take your toys to the sky.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 10: "Bathtub"
Nick: Because college is so expensive...
Angie: I'm a stripper.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Nick: I don't get it. Is this bath water?
Schmidt: Might as well be; it's rosé.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 9: "Eggs"
Jess: You care about burritos more than my children?
Nick: You're putting me in a tough spot right now!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nick: What are you going to do for 20 minutes of foreplay? Boring! Yawn! Am I right, ladies?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 7: "Menzies"
Nick: No part of this conversation is making me wanna boil over with rage.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Nick: I hate doors!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 6: "Halloween"
Nick: I didn't punch a girl. I punched a horrifying monster. You of all people should know this, Frankenstein!
Frankenstein: You're the real monster!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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