Nick Miller Quotes
So I have good news from the doctor--you don't have rabies. You have giardia, and something called "Legionnaires disease."
I should have known those beets weren't from nature. Nothing purple comes from nature.
The eyeball fell off, that's how you know it's good!
Guys, we've gone soft! With our antibiotics and our sports creams!
Winston: Friends don't call friends pathetic.
Nick: But what do friends do when the other friend is taking a shower with a cat?
Nick: What the hell are you doing?
Coach: Making island beats.
Are you okay to drive? You've got crazy eyes!
Coach: His jeans are so small.
Nick: Looks like a puppet, like something an Italian whittled
He lost five pounds, he gained confidence with women, and he saw the movie "Multiplicity" 25 times.
I stole that from Nelson Mandela. I added the part about the Penguin and the Riddler.
Are we ever gonna get to the point where you stop working on me? Or instead of changing me, maybe once Jess, see it my way.
It's not a perfect system Jess, but it's mine ok? And it's private.