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Nico: I haven't felt this alone since I was married
Wendy: You might not want to share that thought at the engagement party

Griffin: Look at you already back to work
Nico: Well, the holidays are over
Griffin: Mmm, they don't have to be

Griffin: I've always liked rules, structure, I like things clear. All my life people are always telling me I should have joined the military
Nico: Why didn't you?
Griffin: I like the rules, not the guns
Nico: Agreed

Griffin: Put some sugar in the water, the flowers will last longer
Nico: They're beautiful aren't they?
Griffin: I'm glad you like them
Nico: They're from you?
Griffin: They are from me
Nico: Thank you
Griffin: You're welcome
Nico: But why?
Griffin: Why not?
Nico: You didn't want to leave a card?
Griffin: Always wanting a paper trail...

Doctor: Do we have our winner?
Nico: Well.. 297 intrigued me. He's smart, healthy, talented. Too bad my eggs and I didn't meet him at a restaurant or a party instead of a Petri dish

Victory: I'm going to be the most demure bride ever
Nico: Did you just say bride?
Wendy: Did Joe propose to you?
Victory: No, it's my turn this time, I'm gonna ask him to marry me

Nico [about Griffin[: The truth is we actually have a lot in common
Victory: Oh, is he freezing his eggs too?

Nico: ...and the feinting won't happen again. My ovaries are overstimulated, but my medications have since been adjusted and I'm good
Griffin: So even your ovaries are overachievers?

Kirby: So how you doing?
Nico: I'm okay, yeah, I'm good. you?
Kirby: Keeping busy, working, going out, trying to get over you

Nico [about Victory posing nude]: ...to tie your image to your brand. Look at Martha Stewart, she's very smart she put herself over everything
Victory: Not naked
Wendy: Well, we never saw the prison calendar

Wendy: Show me the upper outer quadrant of your buttock
Nico: Talk about words I never thought I'd hear you say

Nico: Promise me you'll be slightly more professional at your marketing meeting?
Victory: Why? You don't want me to bring my hello kitty lunch box?

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Wendy [about Maddie]: Remind me why I was so eager to hear her first words
Shane: Oh the good times will come around again darling. Soon she'll be 16 and she'll stop talking to us all together

So we out of creamer?

Wendy