Nico: I haven't felt this alone since I was married
Wendy: You might not want to share that thought at the engagement party

Griffin: Look at you already back to work
Nico: Well, the holidays are over
Griffin: Mmm, they don't have to be

Griffin: I've always liked rules, structure, I like things clear. All my life people are always telling me I should have joined the military
Nico: Why didn't you?
Griffin: I like the rules, not the guns
Nico: Agreed

Griffin: Put some sugar in the water, the flowers will last longer
Nico: They're beautiful aren't they?
Griffin: I'm glad you like them
Nico: They're from you?
Griffin: They are from me
Nico: Thank you
Griffin: You're welcome
Nico: But why?
Griffin: Why not?
Nico: You didn't want to leave a card?
Griffin: Always wanting a paper trail...

Doctor: Do we have our winner?
Nico: Well.. 297 intrigued me. He's smart, healthy, talented. Too bad my eggs and I didn't meet him at a restaurant or a party instead of a Petri dish

Victory: I'm going to be the most demure bride ever
Nico: Did you just say bride?
Wendy: Did Joe propose to you?
Victory: No, it's my turn this time, I'm gonna ask him to marry me

Nico [about Griffin[: The truth is we actually have a lot in common
Victory: Oh, is he freezing his eggs too?

Nico: ...and the feinting won't happen again. My ovaries are overstimulated, but my medications have since been adjusted and I'm good
Griffin: So even your ovaries are overachievers?

Kirby: So how you doing?
Nico: I'm okay, yeah, I'm good. you?
Kirby: Keeping busy, working, going out, trying to get over you

Nico [about Victory posing nude]: ...to tie your image to your brand. Look at Martha Stewart, she's very smart she put herself over everything
Victory: Not naked
Wendy: Well, we never saw the prison calendar

Wendy: Show me the upper outer quadrant of your buttock
Nico: Talk about words I never thought I'd hear you say

Nico: Promise me you'll be slightly more professional at your marketing meeting?
Victory: Why? You don't want me to bring my hello kitty lunch box?

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Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I know you thought we could fit a crowd in here. I hope it's alright that it's just us.

Joe

You're not, you're stewing. You've been on the same chapter for the same two hours. People spend less time studying for the bar.

Shane
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