Popular Nolan Ross Quotes
[on Victoria] You think she's somewhere looking up at us?
[on Victoria] And risk getting her manicured talons dirty? Not her style.
Nolan: How many guest rooms you have?
Emily: Why?
Nolan: Casa Nolan's in escrow.
Emily: You sold your house?
Nolan: Bad mojo. Look, Ems, if I'm going to be a wingman for the summer, I ...
Emily: No.
Nolan: Thanks for mulling that over.
All that's missing are the flesh-eating zombies.
Great. Seance, anyone?
Don't you think it's a little bit dangerous to be catnapping out in the open, or are you actually baiting the White-Haired Man-ibal Lecter to come for you?
Nolan: I don't think my employees have any respect for me.
Emily: Why would they, you're not wearing pants.
I once did a video interview with Katie Couric butt naked in my Jacuzzi.
The IRS is all up in Nolcorp's grill. Luckily, Padma is the audit whisperer.
[on Ems] We co-habitate. She asked me to move out... She's my ... it's extremely complicated.
Why does this keep happening to me?
Violence is only one way to take someone down.
