Popular Nolan Ross Quotes
Padma: What can you tell me about a lawsuit Zingster.com brought against you in 2001?"
Nolan: Ever hear of them?
Padma: No.
Nolan: That's because they lost. End of story.
I made a petition to make it a demonstration sport at the '92 Olympics. We lost.
Only luddites use snail mail.
This one time at revenge camp, I met this fellow revenger and guess where he's summering?
Jack's currently registering a six at the Freak-o-Meter. Me, I'm at a nine, which must put you at infinity times infinity.
I just became an uncle! Well, one of those non-uncle uncles, like Kracker or Fester.
There would be no company without David and I wasn't about to screw over his daughter after everything that she'd been through. If you don't get that then I don't think we have a future together.
Well bros before hos only works if he's not still in love with the ho, bro.
Well it looks like fauxmance part deux is a runaway success. How's your other boyfriend handling it?
It's the ghost that gets you.
[to Padma] Well, nothing is perfect. Except maybe you.
Violence is only one way to take someone down.
