Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite Pam Quotes
Cheryl: Why don't you go back to Jamaica?
Pam: A) Because I got deported.
Lana: This isn't the Sheriff's department where you get wear a windbreak and go on a ride-along. This is highly classified cover ops.
Rona: Yes! Covert ops! This is exactly the kind of spy lingo I want to soak up.
Pam: What part of highly classified do you not understand?
Rona: All of it!
Archer: You swallowed a pool ball?
Pam: I wish just one and I still got two to go.
This time really get in there. All you've been doing is giving one side hell.
Pam: No! The solution to every problem isn't throwing freakin' acid on it.
Krieger: Unless the problem is a solution with an overly alkaline pH balance.
Pam: Should I wash my hands?
Kriger: Eh, I didn't.
Pam: I for one an going to watch Hooper until my fingers bleed.
Cheryl: Just tape them up.
Pam: It could take hours for this to bypass the electronic lock.
Archer: Then I should definitely get my turtleneck.
Look, auditory hallucinations aren't going to make you any less delicious.
Cheryl: You're all jealous of my fall-back career!"
Pam: As what, an ACTUAL acorn?
Malory: What, were the Hell's Angels busy?
Pam: Busy being pussies!
That's gotta be a real knee to the old emotional nut sack.
