Penny Quotes (Page 8)
Season 5, Episode 13: "The Recombination Hypothesis"
Leonard: How does a miserable date end in sex?
Penny: I don't know, it's complicated.
Leonard: Well, I'm a pretty smart guy and right now my brain has dibs on the blood supply so give it a go.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: Bat signal? What are you, some kind of nerd?
Leonard: Not some kind of nerd, I'm the king of nerds.
Penny: What does that mean?
Leonard: Uh, it means if anyone displeases me, I don't help them set up their printer.
Penny: You are so funny.
Leonard: Good. Remember that when I take my shirt off
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Penny: You mean, like a date?
Leonard: Not like a date, a date.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 12: "The Shiny Trinket Maneuver"
Amy: Jewelry? Seriously? Sheldon, you are the most shallow, self-centered person I have ever met. Do you really think that another transparently manipul... Oh! It's a tiara! A tiara. I have a tiara! Put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me.
Penny: You look beautiful
Amy: Of course I do. I'm a princess and this is my tiara.
Sheldon: You were right, the tiara was too much.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: I don't think there's anything in this jewelry store that Amy would appreciate more than the humidifier that we were just looking at at Sears.
Penny: Oh, my God, now I know what I sound like to you when I say stupid stuff.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Oh, I see why you're confused. No, her news sounded important, but what your forgetting is it was an achievement in the field of biology. That's all about yucky, squishy things.
Penny: Honey, she's upset. You're her boyfriend. You have to at least try to be excited by the things she's excited by.
Sheldon: What if they simply don't excite me?
Penny: Well, just smile and think about koalas.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 11: "The Speckerman Recurrence"
Penny: I feel just like Mother Teresa. Except for the virgin part. That ship sailed a long time ago.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Penny: Oh, terrific. High school quarterback against four mathletes.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Penny: Hi. Did Sheldon change the Wi-Fi password again?
Leonard: Yeah, it's "Penny already eats our food she can pay for Wi-Fi." No spaces.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 10: "The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition"
Bernadette: Doesn't he know you have a boyfriend?
Penny: Oh, she doesn't have a boyfriend; she has a Sheldon.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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