Pete: Happy?Liz: No, not since I was a child.
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Pete: The more people you add, the less effective it is. Like a neighborhood dad garage band.
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Liz: No one can find out about this ...
Cerie: Find out about what?
Liz: Pete's stealing money!
Pete: Liz's uterus fell out!
Cerie: I think I already knew that.
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Pete: Another actor? Why? They have so many feelings and opinions!
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Pete: [on what the crew holds back from Liz] Farts, for one thing.
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Jack: Jenna's Dead.
Pete: I don't feel anything. What is wrong with me?
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Pete: It's a massacre! I can't go back to teaching high school math. Those girls pretend they're not women, but they are.
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Kenneth: But why would you want to cut your hair? You look exactly as I imagine Mary Magadalene to be.
Jenna: Thank you, but I am a selfless person who can't get arrested in this town!
Pete: I already explained that: that was a police sketch of a flasher who happened to look like Tracy... we hope.
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Pete: [to Liz] Donuts and bed? What are you depressed about, or celebrating?
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Pete: Hey, can I borrow sixty bucks? I'm going to meet Frank and Lutz at Scores.
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Total Quotes: 23
