Peter Hornberger Quotes
Season 7, Episode 2: "Governor Dunston"
Pete: Then I would have seen Criss's muscular back.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 16: "Nothing Left to Lose"
Jack: Your life is tied to the fate of the ring. It must be destroyed.
Pete: Are you quoting The Lord of the Rings?
Jack: No, I'm quoting myself talking to Bruce Willis.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Your evaluation gave me pause.
Pete: Are you sure? Those look like hands to me.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 15: "The Shower Principle"
Liz: Jenna accused me of trying to destroy her because her lines didn't have any K sounds, which she thinks is the funniest sound
Pete: Oh my God. My cousin Karl crashed his car. And now he is in a coma at the Kendall Clinic.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 5: "Today You Are a Man"
Pete: Damn it! I have to write a 40 word exit evaluation of Kenneth. I wish I was dead!
• Rating: Unrated
Pete: When your kid throws a tantrum and holds his breath, you hold your breath too. When you regain consciousness, believe me, he's ready to leave the toy store.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 19: "I Heart Connecticut"
Pete: Take out from Hooters!
Frank: That makes no sense.
Pete: We'll know they touched it!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pete: What? No you can't do that!
Jenna: That's what your wife told me in the shower this morning.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pete: I'm the producer of the show.
Reggie: Right, that's what your wife told me in the shower this morning.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 18: "Plan B"
Kenneth: How was substitute teaching sir?
Pete: Just like Lean On Me, in that a guy who looks like Morgan Freeman swung a bat at me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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