Peter Hornberger Quotes
Season 6, Episode 5: "Today You Are a Man"
Pete: Damn it! I have to write a 40 word exit evaluation of Kenneth. I wish I was dead!
• Rating: Unrated
Pete: When your kid throws a tantrum and holds his breath, you hold your breath too. When you regain consciousness, believe me, he's ready to leave the toy store.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 19: "I Heart Connecticut"
Pete: Take out from Hooters!
Frank: That makes no sense.
Pete: We'll know they touched it!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pete: What? No you can't do that!
Jenna: That's what your wife told me in the shower this morning.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pete: I'm the producer of the show.
Reggie: Right, that's what your wife told me in the shower this morning.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 18: "Plan B"
Kenneth: How was substitute teaching sir?
Pete: Just like Lean On Me, in that a guy who looks like Morgan Freeman swung a bat at me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pete: Last time I taught I was like Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society, by which I mean I got fired.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 14: "Double-Edged Sword"
Pete: We Hornbergers are famous cowards. On D-Day, my grandfather wore a German uniform under his American one...just in case.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 13: "¡Que Sorpresa!"
Pete: We need a button that switches from pornography to basketball immediately. What you have isn't fast enough.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 11: "Mrs. Donaghy"
Pete: You have to talk to Jack. I can't lose my dental. There's a hygienist their whose boob sometimes touches my ear.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 42
