30 Rock

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Peter Hornberger Quotes (Page 3)

Season 4, Episode 5: "Audition Day"

Pete: The more people you add, the less effective it is. Like a neighborhood dad garage band.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 4, Episode 1: "Season 4"

Liz: No one can find out about this ...
Cerie: Find out about what?
Liz: Pete's stealing money!
Pete: Liz's uterus fell out!
Cerie: I think I already knew that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: Another actor? Why? They have so many feelings and opinions!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 3, Episode 20: "The Natural Order"

Pete: [on what the crew holds back from Liz] Farts, for one thing.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 3, Episode 18: "Jackie Jormp-Jomp"

Jack: Jenna's Dead.
Pete: I don't feel anything. What is wrong with me?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 3, Episode 17: "Cutbacks"

Pete: It's a massacre! I can't go back to teaching high school math. Those girls pretend they're not women, but they are.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3, Episode 15: "The Bubble"

Kenneth: But why would you want to cut your hair? You look exactly as I imagine Mary Magadalene to be.
Jenna: Thank you, but I am a selfless person who can't get arrested in this town!
Pete: I already explained that: that was a police sketch of a flasher who happened to look like Tracy... we hope.
• Rating: Unrated

Season 3, Episode 13: "Goodbye, My Friend"

Pete: [to Liz] Donuts and bed? What are you depressed about, or celebrating?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1, Episode 21: "Hiatus"

Pete: [on missing Tracy] Oh, I hope he's okay.
Liz: I hope he's taking his medication.
Kenneth: And I hope he take a jacket, 'cause it can get real chilly there.
• Rating: Unrated

Season 1, Episode 14: "The C Word"