Peter Hornberger Quotes (Page 3)
Season 4, Episode 8: "Secret Santa"
Pete: [to Danny] Why didn't you tell me? I had Tracy playing Josh Groban last week!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 7: "Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001"
Pete: [to Liz] OK, smile ... with your mouth ... wave ... like a human being!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 5: "Audition Day"
Pete: Happy?
Liz: No, not since I was a child.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Pete: The more people you add, the less effective it is. Like a neighborhood dad garage band.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 1: "Season 4"
Liz: No one can find out about this ...
Cerie: Find out about what?
Liz: Pete's stealing money!
Pete: Liz's uterus fell out!
Cerie: I think I already knew that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pete: Another actor? Why? They have so many feelings and opinions!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 20: "The Natural Order"
Pete: [on what the crew holds back from Liz] Farts, for one thing.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 18: "Jackie Jormp-Jomp"
Jack: Jenna's Dead.
Pete: I don't feel anything. What is wrong with me?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 17: "Cutbacks"
Pete: It's a massacre! I can't go back to teaching high school math. Those girls pretend they're not women, but they are.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 15: "The Bubble"
Kenneth: But why would you want to cut your hair? You look exactly as I imagine Mary Magadalene to be.
Jenna: Thank you, but I am a selfless person who can't get arrested in this town!
Pete: I already explained that: that was a police sketch of a flasher who happened to look like Tracy... we hope.
• Rating: Unrated
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