Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Phil Dunphy Quotes
Gather round like you're hugging me, but don't touch me!
Okay, I'm wonder woman.
Phil, we're them! We're the cover of the old people pamphlet.
Claire
Haley: Did anyone see my leopard print skirt?
Phil: I saw a leopard headband on the stairs.
Haley: That's it.
Claire's a perfectionist, which sometimes is a good thing, like when it comes to picking a husband.
Hey, I came to see a movie I'd already seen and know where all the jump scares are. Can you tell me where the big ones are in this one?
Who's ready for the first day of the rest of their lives?
Don't talk black to me!
Life's too short to be ruled by fear. What do you say we get you the right dryer princess?
Phil: How low can you go?
Haley: I'm at a roller rink with my family on a Saturday night. I win!
Alex: Dad, we haven't had lunch yet.
Phil: Neither have half the kids in Africa. Stop yappin' and get back to work.
Phil: How did Scout get your bra?
Claire: Well, we were out on a date, and he has a really nice car, so — how do you think? He got it from the laundry basket.
