Popular Phil Dunphy Quotes
I've usually good at catching things from women in bars.
I've got Gloria! I've got Gloria!
I'm still thinking about all the Sanjays.
Phil: I can forgive the smoking, but I can't forgive the lie.
[Claire glares at him]
Phil: Or the smoking.
Just test-driving my new soup strainer. I dug it out of the Halloween stuff to see what people think.
Claire: Who's our dumbest kid?
Congrats! I'm gonna roll away before you spit on my screen again!
There she is. The prettiest white woman on Maui.
Claire: I did cartwheels.
Phil: Without me?
You have nothing to fear, but fear itself... and the concrete.
Maybe you should come to the doctor and I'll ... get rid of it!