Popular Phil Dunphy Quotes
Claire: It's a little tight.
Phil: Well the salesman said it was the style and he looked like a Mumford and Son so I think he would know.
Luke: How many moms does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Phil: How many?
Luke: None because she's got you to do that sucker.
Phil Dunphy this is the year 2025, welcome, you're the first one here.
Let's get Phil-sical.
Some people describe this escape as visual poetry!
Luke: Is that Mom's apron?
Phil: It's an apron.
I think we're all having a baby!
No cops! We can't afford a scandal right now! Claire's running for town council.
Wait, does that mean you also didn't like my bagpiping? Is that why we have Luke?
You know what a human pyramid is without hours of training? Ten obituaries!
Ho Ho Hold up a sec!
If you ain't white, you ain't right.