Popular Phil Dunphy Quotes
Phil: It's just that when you say "Phil is my son-in-law", it sounds like you're saying "Phyllis, my son-in-law."
Jay: That's ridiculous.
Phil: Who is your son-in-law?
Claire: I did cartwheels.
Phil: Without me?
Haley: I'm kind hungry mom.
Phil: Oh my god she's back!
Everybody who I did not create, get out of my house right now.
Point is- a guy like me gets that lucky, he quits while he's ahead.
Alex: Dad, we haven't had lunch yet.
Phil: Neither have half the kids in Africa. Stop yappin' and get back to work.
I know I got a lot of baggage, but don't worry, I'm seeing a therapist. Just kidding. I'm fine.
How awesome are people?
I know that tone. You're making a point.
No cops! We can't afford a scandal right now! Claire's running for town council.
Put the 'he' in 'hero,' son.
Phil: You know how you can treasure special moments in your past that in no way diminish special moments in your present?
Claire: Yes sweetheart it's called having a memory.