Popular Phil Dunphy Quotes
Phil: Hey momma bear, you okay?
Claire: Not with momma bear I'm not.
Whoa that warmer drawer really works. It's like my mom's hugging my feet again.
Claire: Who's our dumbest kid?
In your face, girl with a negative tattoo.
I love you when you're human.
Okay, I'm wonder woman.
Claire: I got pregnant with Haley.
Phil: My bad!
You're all the porn I need.
Claire: This cold stops with me. Why do you think I swapped beds with Luke last night?
Phil: You did?
Luke: Appreciated the back rub. Not sure I loved being called Miss Thang.
Luke: I dunno, mom always tells me what to do.
Phil: Join the club.
Being a realtor man means working on sundays. Like priests and Lesley Stahl.
I wanted a car like this since I was a kid. I used to image the wind blowing through my perm, blasting some Hall and Oates, maybe horsing around with mister microphone.