Popular Phil Dunphy Quotes
I'll admit it. I'm turned on by powerful women.
Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleezza Rice, Serena Williamsâ€¦ Wait a minute.
There she is. The prettiest white woman on Maui.
Luke: Is that Mom's apron?
Phil: It's an apron.
The little snowflake makes it cold, cold, cold. Set Temperature makes it hold, hold, hold...
I never liked Spandau Ballet. Our entire marriage, I never once mentioned Spandau Ballet. Am I even pronouncing that right?
Phil: Happy Valentine's Day by the way.
Claire: Ew no, I'm gross and sweaty from running.
I'm not sure how that guy got to be a professor if he was stupid enough to dump you.
Luke: I've heard The Jonas Brothers get nervous before every show.
Phil: Not Kevin.
Luke: Especially Kevin!
If I never wake up, I'd hate for the last thing you ever said to me to be a lie.
No cops! We can't afford a scandal right now! Claire's running for town council.
Baby doll, I've been lying to my wife for 16 years.
It happened. Satan's trifecta. The day I most dreaded had fallen on the day I most loved.