Popular Pierce Hawthorne Quotes
Look at us, living together, driving together. We're like Batman and Shaft!
Anthropology? Why study my ancient ancestors when we can just study the primitive races like Eskimos or Italians.
Troy: I'm just sharing what you say.
Pierce: Yeah? Well, what if I share all the stuff you say? He thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls.
Troy: There's no way to disprove that. Have you ever seen a cat penis?
Did you know there's an island in Indonesia where you can hunt people?
You gain levels, and at a certain point you actually CAN eat a ghost.
Annie: Can we stop walking in slo-mo now?
Pierce: You guys are walking in slo-mo?
I'm gonna slit your butts' throats.
Tell me how to get this laid-back, or I'll kill your families!
Britta: I still thing that man is going to evolve into woman, not a dragon monster with three legs.
Pierce: Three legs?
Sheesh... I guess it's true what they say about the sync-up.
Shirley: Here, let me help you with that.
Pierce: I broke my legs, not my gender.
What do you care about Christmas Abed? You're Muslim. Don't your people spend this season writing in angry letters to TVGuide?
