Popular Pierce Hawthorne Quotes
Have a family, share your life. That and learning computers are two things you just can't knock out at the end.
Shirley: I've never been a captain before.
Pierce: I have I commanded a jet ski through an electrical storm and only had one casualty.
Troy: Jet skis only hold two people.
Pierce: Exactly, I saved half the crew.
Pierce: abed, Your social skills aren't exactly streets ahead, know what I mean?
Abed: I don't.
Jeff. you're not alone in this case. Pierce, stop trying to coin the phrase, streets ahead
Pierce: Trying? Coined and minted.
Britta: So what's the context for constantly calling me as a lesbian?
Pierce: If the wallet chain fits... I'm just trying to help you find yourself.
Abed: He still assumes I'm a terrorist.
Pierce: If you're not, I'm sorry. If you are, I'm a hero. I'm willing to take that chance.
Just pork her and move on. That's how we did it in my day.
Troy: I want TBD. Is that new?
Pierce: If it's what I think, I had it for about a month in the '70s.
Jeff: There's no "Britta and Jeff."
Pierce: ... he said, fully erect.
It's called a beer bong. You're not supposed to inhale, though — I almost died outside.
I say things others won't. That has value.
I'll show you the tool that's most important to our survival... but fair warning, it's my penis.
Abed: This is kinda like Breakfast Club, right?
Pierce: Is there breakfast?
