Favorite Professor Farnsworth Quotes
Amy, technology isn't intrinsically good or evil. It's how it's used. Like the Death Ray.
In any case, I've improved on Fry by sticking some wheels on a board.
I remember it like it was interesting.
All this knowledge is giving me a raging brainer.
Professor: How did you know that?
Zoidberg: My doctorate is in art history.
Fry: Professor, my Fry-fro's all frizzy.
Farnsworth: Okay?
Fry: That's all. Oh, also, I'm covered in severe burns.
Farnsworth: So, what of it?
Fry: Well...why is...those things?
Farnsworth: You mean you don't remember?
Fry: Nope, nothing. It's like when I passed out in college except nobody drew magic marker penises on my forehead
Leela: Uh, Professor, are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?
Prof. Farnsworth: Why, of course! It's just a name, like the Death Zone or the Zone of No Return. All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror.
Professor: Oh God, I clicked without reading!
Cubert: And I slightly modified a thing that I own.
Professor: We're monsters!
I suppose if I have an Achilles Heel, it's because I bought it at that same auction.
Guenter: All I want out of life is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit. That's why I've decided to transfer to business school!
Farnsworth: Nooo!
The markings indicate how many paces we're supposed to take! One... Okay, we're there.
Something's wrong, she's not responding to my poking stick.
