Favorite Professor Farnsworth Quotes
Bender: So where are we going?
Professor: Pandora.
Leela: That dangerous 3D planet? Can't we just send our avatars?
Professor: No, it's cheaper just to have you die.
Farnsworth: Bender, you won't believe this, but the empathy chip burned out. The emotion you felt for Nibbler was actually your own.
Fry: Looks like Bender learned an important lesson about respecting other people's feelings after all.
Farnsworth: No, I'm wrong. The empathy chip was running at triple capacity.
Bender: And I still barely felt anything. Good night, losers!
Amy: I'm presenting my thesis tomorrow and I've barely had time to prepare.
Professor: Nonsense. You've been my grad student for 12 years, you were ready 6 years ago.
Amy: What!?
Professor: I probably should have told you.
Zoidberg: So what is it, already?
Farnsworth: It's a single atom of jumbonium, an element so rare the nucleus alone is worth more than $50,000.
Bender: How much more?
Farnsworth: 100,000. That's why I hid it here, under my mattress.
I suppose if I have an Achilles Heel, it's because I bought it at that same auction.
The markings indicate how many paces we're supposed to take! One... Okay, we're there.
Guenter: All I want out of life is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit. That's why I've decided to transfer to business school!
Farnsworth: Nooo!
Fry: How much longer does he have?
Professor: Between a minute and a billion years.
Let's see how crazy I am now, Nixon. The correct answer is very.
I'm not crazy. I created you all. And I can here in a homemade spaceship and lived in a cave. If you don't believe me, ask my Uncle.
Something's wrong, she's not responding to my poking stick.
Bender: Play it one more time.
Professor: No, it's humiliating and degrading to Leela. Play it ten more times.
