Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Puck Quotes
Puck: You two show up at Breadsticks tomorrow night around 7 and if we don't find hotter chicks to date, we might show up.
Santana: You are so cool.
All I can say is that I didn't steal that soda machine, and if I did, I didn't do it alone.
I don't like people using J-Money to cramp everyone else's style... I see God every time I make out with a chick.
This is what we call taking the high road, which I was shocked to learn has nothing to do with marijuana.
C-! That's a Puckerman A+! I'm graduating!
Rachel: Have you been working out? Your arms seem bigger.
Puck: It's the steroids.
Mercedes: You think Puck and Santana will acknowledge my existence if we're not in glee club together.
Puck: She has a point.
I just want to talk to you, one hot jew to another.
OK can we just talk about the Jewish elephant in the room?
You really can't put a dollar amount on the combination of talent plus fear.
Do dudes ever get erections when they wrestle with you?
Puck: Can I touch your knockers now?
Lauren: Only if you wanna lose your hand. But you're on your way.
