Quinn: Home for the holidays, just like we promised.
Finn: Guys, I...
Puck: Dude, if you start crying, I'm gonna kick your ass. Group hug!

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You don't need a baby or a dude or anyone to make you special.

Puck [to Quinn]

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You really can't put a dollar amount on the combination of talent plus fear.

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OK can we just talk about the Jewish elephant in the room?

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Puck: Can I touch your knockers now?
Lauren: Only if you wanna lose your hand. But you're on your way.

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I would totally put that suit on... eBay.

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That sweater’s legit.

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I'm gonna be a good dad. But I'm not gonna stop being me to do it.

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Cougar: Is that a nipple ring?
Puck: Yeah. I'm pretty rock 'n roll.

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That Rachel chick makes me wanna light myself on fire, but she can sing.

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Bartender: Do you even know what's in a Manhattan?
Puck: Yeah me, for the first time. Which is why I want to celebrate with a cocktail.

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I don't really groove on Young MC.

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